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I recently received this card and thought you might get a kick out of it.

A guy stumbled up to another guy in a bar and offers to buy him a beer.  The second guy says, "Thanks...  hey do I know you from somewhere?"
The first guy drains his beer and says, "I dunno.  Where you from?"
The second guy says, "I'm from Ireland."
"No kidding." says the first guy.
"I'm from Ireland too!" the second guy says.
"Well, I'm from Dublin." the first guy says. 
"HOLY MOLEY, I'm from Dublin, too!" the second guy says, "What school did you go to? I graduated from St. Mary's in "69."

"INCREDIBLE.... I graduated from St. Mary's in "69, too!"
Another guy watching from the bar says to the bartender, "What's going on there?"
The bartender says, "Not much.... the O'Malley twins are drunk again."




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